Honorary degrees are fascinating to me because I
love the notion of being recognized for accomplishments beyond the
academic realm. The recipient doesn’t take classes, exams or attend
lectures. The honor is bestowed upon him based on a number of factors;
attendance is not among them.
As I was wheeling the notion of the honorary
degree through my mind, I began to look at the honors with pure
objectivity. The objective perspective often peels away the sentimental
components, making it possible to look at the stark facts. It seems
that an honorary degree is fundamentally a fake diploma.
How to Get an Honorary Degree
Consider the process of receiving such an honor.
If you look at it through the green-colored glasses of an advertising
mogul, it seems to play out like a too-good-to-be-true scheme. I can
almost hear Billy Maze Yes! You can earn your degree without attending
a single lecture. No studying is required and it’s Free!& Sounds wonderful to me but there has to be more to it.
The process of granting a degree for the honor
differs from one institution to the next but the skeleton of procedure
is readily apparent. Each school has a different approach but this is
the basic structure: nominate, vote, and win.
The entire process takes roughly one year and all
nominations are completely confidential. It’s kind-of like American
Idol, well, without the singing and cameras.
Qualities of an Honoree
Just as procedure differs from one school to the
next, the qualifications do as well. If you are a high profile bio
researcher who has just discovered a new life form in the ocean, you
may have an easier time being nominated. High profile is the operative
phrase; few schools take time to honor the little guy.
If we consider the basic qualities, we see
educational institutions noting achievements, inspiration, leadership,
and contributions. Ah, there’s the rub.
Ulterior Motives
I hate to be cynical but I have a sneaking
suspicion that the educational institutions that present the degrees
may have ulterior motives. After all, you don’t see many single mothers
who make great sacrifices to ensure that their children go to college
getting an academic nod. This is a great achievement that requires
inspiration, leadership, and contribution so where are the accolades?
Can honorary degrees be about money?
Perhaps not entirely but the honor does serve a purpose beyond honors, as McGill Reporter
states that a degree can be a way of thanking supporters, followed by
an example of an honoree who previously donated $64 million—you read it
right—$64 million to the institution. Sheesh. I’d send him a degree for
a fraction of that!
Give It to Me Straight
I wouldn’t mind getting an honorary degree. It
would feel lovely. As one recipient of the McGill honor said, You feel
stroked. Well, that put a smile on my face. Oh yes, the fur goes in
that direction. Purr.
Sure, it’s easy to get an honorary degree when you
don’t really need a diploma. I’m curious, dear readers. Whom would you
nominate?
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